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Top 20 Funny status about fat people.

“Inside some of us is a thin person
struggling to get out, but they can usually
be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate
cake.”
– Anonymous

“It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be
fat and shut up about it.”
– Roseanne Barr

“Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat
cells live forever!”
– Anonymous

“Thin people are beautiful but fat people
are adorable!”
– Jackie Gleason

“With my sunglasses on I’m Jack
Nicholson; without them, I’m fat and 60!”
– Jack Nicholson

“There’s a lot more to life than how fat or
thin you are.”
– Kirstie Alley

“When we lose twenty pounds…we may be
losing the best twenty pounds we have! We
may be losing the pounds that contain our
genius, our humanity, our love and
honesty.”
– Woody Allen

“You’re either too fat or too thin. You just
can’t win.”
– Natalie Imbruglia

“In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines,
stretch racks, whips and chains.
Nowadays, we have a much more effective
torture device called the bathroom scale.”
– Stephen Phillips

“I’ve always thought of fat as just a
descriptive word.”
– Camryn Manheim

“If nature had intended for our skeletons
to be visible it would have put them on the
outside of our bodies.”
– Elmer Rice

“I was really tired of words like ‘plus size’,
‘round’ and ‘large’. I thought, ‘come on
we’re fat’.”
– Kirstie Alley
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“I recently had my annual physical
examination, which I get once every seven
years, and when the nurse weighed me, I
was shocked to discover how much
stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has
become since 1990.“
– Dave Barry

“I am a nutritional overachiever!”
– Anonymous

“If I had been around when Rubens was
painting, I would have been revered as a
fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she
would have been the paintbrush!”
– Dawn French

“The reason fat people are happy is that
their nerves are well protected.”
– Luciano Pavarotti

“I have gained and lost the same ten
pounds so many times over and over again
my cellulite must have déjà vu.”
– Jane Wagner

“I am in shape. Round is a shape.”
– Anonymous

“I hate overweight, because it implies that
there’s a weight standard I should be
adhering to.”
– Camryn Manheim

“Don’t go out of your weigh to please
anyone but yourself.”
– Anonymous

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Good list.

Dr.Sheldon Cooper Fact Sheet (The Big Bang Theory)

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TOPIC: Sheldon Cooper Fact Sheeet


Highlights: 

  • Family & Birth Data
  • Physical & Medical Data
  • Educational Background
  • Occupational Background
  • Personal Interest
 
 Family & Birth Data
  • Mother: Mary Cooper
  • Father: George Cooper
  • Grandmother: Unknown (referred to as “Me-Ma” by Sheldon)
  • Birthplace: Galveston, Texas
  • Birth Hospital: NA, born in K-Mart
  • Nickname:
    1. “Moonpie” (as given and between him and his grandmother)
    2. “Shellie” or “Shelly” (Mom, Sister, and friends. He dislikes this nickname)
  • Siblings:
    1. Missy (twin sister)
    2. Unnamed (brother)

Physical & Medical Data

  • Height: 6’2″
  • Weight: 165 lbs.
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Allergies:
    1. Bees
    2. Cats
  • Medical Traits, Conditions:
    1. Asthma
    2. Obsessive-Compulsive disorder
    3. Eidetic memory
    4. “Not crazy” (claims his mother had him tested for insanity)
  • Phobias:
    1. Autophobia (may have developed after apartment burglary; fear of being alone)
    2. Cynophobia (fear of dogs)
    3. Germophobia/Mysophobia (confirmed; fear of dirt, germs, contaimination)
    4. Hypochondria (confirmed; fear of illness)
    5. Ornithophobia (fear of birds)
    6. Scelerophibia (may have developed after apartment burglary; fear of burglars, criminals)
    7. Ursaphobia (unconfirmed; fear of bears)
  • Other Notes:
    1. Expresses difficulty in showing physical affection
    2. Uncomfortable in strange surroundings, including inability to seat himself without analysis.
    3. Difficulty with lying, tremendously overcompensates or is simply incapable

Educational Background

  • IQ: 187, child prodigy
  • Age 11: Completed 5th grade; entered college
  • Age 14: Entered graduate school
  • Age 16: Obtained first PhD
  • Age 20: Obtained second PhD (estimate, based on duration spent on second dissertation)
  • Educational Achievements:
    1. Age 14.5: Youngest to receive Stevenson Award (claim now usurped by Dennis Kim)
  • Extra-curricular Achievements:
    1. (Nearly) Built small nuclear reactor (Age 13, got in trouble for attempts at acquiring yellow cake uranium over the Internet)
    2. Built a CAT scanner
    3. Built a “sonic death ray”
    4. Built an attack robot (intended to fend off or assault his sister)
    5. Contributed to building an attack robot (with Howard, Leonard, Rajesh)

Occupational Background

  • Professor (visiting): Heidelberg Institute, Germany (1998, Age 15)
  • Theoretical Physicist: Caltech University (2003 to present; briefly fired and re-hired)
  • Achievements:
    1. Authored paper Grand Unification Using String-Network Condensates(reconciling black hole information paradox)
    2. Co-Authored paper with Leonard of unknown title (dealt with properties of super solids and resulting unknown state of matter; presented by Leonard at Bose-Einstein Condensates topical conference)
    3. Possess an ongoing (and potentially academic) interest in time-travel and invisibility.

Personal Interests

  • Comic Books/Super Heroes: (follows and known favorites)
    1. Batman
    2. Catwoman (Favorite movie catwoman: Julie Newmar; least favorite: Halle Berry)
    3. Green Lantern
    4. Hellboy
    5. Incredible Hulk
    6. The Flash
    7. Superman
    8. Wolverine
  • Games:
    1. Age of Conan (plays a Cimmerian, “Sheldor the Conqueror”)
    2. Dungeons and Dragons
    3. Guitar Hero (and related)
    4. Halo 1|2|3 (Wednesdays are “Halo” night)
    5. Mario Brothers (and derivatives)
    6. Research Lab (board game developed by Sheldon)
    7. Trading card games (specific preferences unknown)
    8. World of Warcraft (plays a night elf rogue)
  • Sci-Fi:
    1. Battlestar Galactica
    2. Star Trek (with high personal preference for Spock)
    3. Star Wars
  • Other:
    1. Card carrying member of Justice League of America (joined at age 5)
    2. Card carrying member of Museum of Natural History (presumably the museum in Los Angeles)
    3. (previously) Card carrying member of a planetarium (Glendale? UCLA? Palomar Observatory & virtual planetarium?)
    4. Fascinated (re: obsessed) with trains
    5. Tuven Throat Singing
    6. Received restraining orders, twice (1st from Leonard Nimoy; 2nd from Stan Lee)
 

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